Sunday, May 14, 2017

Why God Created Woman: My Feminist Theology

-- by Tom Phillips

The Bible tells us that God created woman as a helper to man, because it was not good for man to be alone. But God's ways are not our ways, and God's reasons are hidden from us.

For Mother's Day, let me offer an alternative theory of Why God Created Woman.  Maybe he just saw the flaws in his original design, and wanted to improve it. 

Woman was a new form of humanity, not just a helper but a refinement of the original.  Botticelli painted it in his "Birth of Venus."  This was a new being -- more beautiful, subtle, gentle, peaceful, more like God herself. 

Plato described it in his Symposium.  The character of Aristophanes tells us the first humans were hermaphroditic, all in one, like primitive organisms that reproduce themselves.  ".. Each human was a rounded whole, with a double back and flanks forming a complete circle... These people could walk upright like us in either direction, backwards or forwards, but when they wanted to run quickly they used all their eight limbs, and turned rapidly over in a circle, like tumblers...  Their strength and vigor made them quite formidable, and their pride was overweening."  Aristophanes says their arrogance led them to attack the Gods, so Zeus decided to weaken them -- he took a sword and cut them in two, "just like fruits." 

The Bible also describes this separation as surgery, but adds general anesthesia.

"God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and he slept; then he took one of his ribs, and closed up its place with flesh.  And the rib that the Lord God had taken from the man he made into a woman and brought her to the man."  (Genesis 2, 21-22.)

The operation was a success, but like most major surgery, it left the patient permanently wounded.  The division of humanity left an ache in the human psyche, a feeling of incompleteness, of longing for one's other half.  In the Symposium:  "Each of us is the mere broken tally of a man... it is clear that the soul of each has some longing which it cannot express, but can only surmise and obscurely hint at...  The reason is that this was our primitive condition when we were wholes, and love is simply the name for the desire and pursuit of the whole."